My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 





casually avoiding death



 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

casually avoiding death

 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time


Peach yogurt cake! ✿

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape